Spotted Cow

How now brown cow
You are so proud
With your milk chocolate coat
Shoulders back
Head up high
But yet
Something is holding you back
There is a deep dark secret
You hate your thick brown coat
There is to much pressure
For one of your breed
Life would be so much simpler
If you could just frolic all day
Just like those spotted cows

You know what word I can't stand? Blog.

You know what word I can't stand? Blog. I can't stand it, espically its use in current media. It's just a flash buzz word that someone made up and thought was cute, now everyone uses it. Your not hip and cool, espically in the news media, if you don't have a blog. Who really cares what you have to say anyway...

I also hate the name of that one minivan the Caravan. It's a car... No its a van... Its a CARAVAN!!! Shut the hell up. It's not cute and or funny...

Next question is: Why does an online journal make you rant? That is a question that I will have to think about long and hard and maybe come up with an answer some day...

Well, untill next time, this is your local bloger signing off.