Monday, August 04, 2008

Three Minutes

Clip your toenails, download porn, eat a hot pocket, read a haiku
Get a phone call, tie your shoes, put on a clean shirt, find your keys
Warm up the car, wait at a stoplight, forget where you’re going, what you’re doing
Chug a beer, slam a whiskey, smoke a joint
Take a piss, wash your hands, make new friends, get a phone number
Kick off shoes, unbutton a shirt, unhook a bra, fumble for ecstasy
Forget a phone number, a name, a life
Rob a store, ruin a shirt, reload a gun, crash a car
Live it up, fall from grace, truly live, truly die

2 comments:

  1. 'Three Minuets' or is it supposed to be 'Three Minutes'? And it usually takes you more than three minutes to unhook a bra right? Well, that's what I heard anyway. overall, like where you're going here...

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  2. You are totally right. Thank you, I'll fix that typo right now. As for three minutes to unhook a bra, how much foreplay do you put into it? Sounds like not enough my friend.

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