Welcome to The Disaster Club
You're only allowed if you know disaster
And you will (all of our members know it well)
Our club song is on any radio station
There are so many disaster songs
Come some placid Tuesday in the very early
Morning hours, or we can find you at that time
Our membership card is saturated hate &
Broken and disjointed love & pitch black
Darkness and dysfunction--it all eats our card
Carrying members alive and so so slowly it
Is The Disaster Club's specialty so now you
Fight it or run run run like Hell & never look back but
You may just run right into our arms
You'll only know us from now on, we'll relate so well
We will welcome you with a smile & a pat on the back
Our latest addition, your darkest addiction
Welcome to The Disaster Club.
