Someone Smoked a Joint

We partook in smoking a joint
Out the window said, 'what the point?'
He got excited, and wanted to have some fun
And loaded the chamber of that gun
People ran from here to there
Really, it was more than for us to bear
He had done these both, just right
Later, some would wonder how they left his sight

Dazzled and dizzied, things fell all around
Things stopped, and people here hit the ground
It bounced about, these scary screams
And was more than this and all it seems
For it could be crazy, and this, today
At least, he was not lazy
It was said it was smoke and mirrors
And better than many and all those beers

Really, it wasn't the joint at all--
He had just come from valley mall